vampire hunters just insecure

The thing about so-called vampire hunters is what would they be doing if the weren't vampire hunting? I tell you what, nothing that's what. They'd just be on the public teat sitting around moaning about the good old days when they were hunting vampires - the ones they hunted to extinction. So don't be taken in by all the vampire hunter propaganda, the world needs more vampires not fewer, I'm mean unless you want to live in Cuba or something, do ya comrade, huh do ya? Didn't think so.