However relief is at hand! The Loneliest Vampire in NYC is a tale you can relate to, a book that will have you on the edge of your seat in terror, laughing at the rollicking mis-adventures and reflective over the dark and lonely journey of our hero.
Yes it's all that and more...well no, there's no heavy BDSM sex scenes, but there's more to a fun, entertaining book than poorly written, awkward sex scenes.
Buy The Loneliest Vampire in NYC and feel excited about life again, rather than looking like that cute, but dejected looking puppy at the top of this page that I cleverly inserted to make you feel sympathetic and therefore more easily swayed.
But don't take my word for it check out these reviews from readers who have not been subjected to cute puppy porn:
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