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Sunday, 22 May 2011

Vampire Diaries back for a third season...yawn

By Alan Forsythe

Oh great so the angst ridden brothers on Vampire Diaries are coming back to give us more of their angst filled dialogue about all the angst they feel over some chick who is sort of like some other chick they had a lot of angst filled dialogue about a 150 years ago.
And if they can't think of anything, you know, angst ridden to say they just brood and look tormented. But not too tormented because then that might look icky. I'm actually a big fan of what's his face and the other guy, what's his face, but sometimes I just want to tell them to forget about all the angst and torment and just go get a beer or something. You know, and just stop freaking out about whether or not you can get wine stains out of crushed velvet, it's not the end of the world, it so isn't, trust me on that one.

1 comment:

  1. the other guy is Damon Salvatore, aka Ian Somerhalder, a hot babe if there ever was one (even though his eyes are a wee bit close together)

    What amazes me is how the writers keep coming up with more twists than you can shake a Checker at, no matter how dumb and unlikely, it makes sense and leaves me wanting more.