LVB: So first off have you seen the movie, read the book or both?
Sylvna: Both, I liked them. My only criticism is that Katniss chick needs to up her game a bit.
LVB: How so?
Sylvna: She's wayyyy to nice or good or whatever you want to call it. She kind of waits around for everyone else to make a mistake, which is great if you get lucky, but I think at some point you got to start impaling people.
LVB: But isn't the point that she's not evil, she's trying to preserve her humanity in the face of a barbaric game?
Sylvna: I guess, whatever. I'd rather just tear out a few hearts and get back to shopping.
LVB: You say that but what would the 'good' Sylvna say?
Sylvna: What are you talking about, I am good, I'm not that evil bitch running around Manhattan. is that who you thought I was?
LVB: Well you two do look a lot alike.
Sylvna: Hardly, for starters she dresses like a complete skank, whereas I never step outside unless fashionably attired. Plus what's with that hair?
LVB: What you mean how it changes colour?
Sylvna: Yes, it's weird, you'll note I'm consistently blond even when my mood changes, unlike that other freak.
LVB: Uh...touche.
Sylvna: Not to mention she's a complete sociopath, God I can't believe you mixed us up!
LVB: You're not going to kill us are you?
Sylvna: No I'm not, because I'm good, good people don't go around putting their hands through the chest cavity of lazy journalists who can't be bothered to do a little pre-interview research.
LVB: That's a relief. So what's next for the Good Sylvna?
Sylvna: I might take up archery, it looks like fun.
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