What says Merry Xmas more than bloodsucking vampires? Well a few things do come to mind, however imagine your loved one's glee this holiday when she discovers that dream about Santa sucking her blood was really just a repressed memory about her creepy uncle and the only vampire in the house is The Loneliest Vampire in NYC on her Kindle. So get over to Amazon.com (http://www.amazon.ca/gp/product/B005JST3OC?*Version*=1&*entries*=0) before they sell out (no they don't really, but you know the web could go down or something). Or you could order a hardcopy from CreateSpace, which I will happily autograph for you if you invite me over... and provide scotch, I must have scotch or I stay at home!